This is something hilarious I wanted to share from one of the books I'm currently reading and LOVING: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances in a mere nothingth of a second, without all that tedious mucking about the hyperspace.
It was discovered by a lucky chance, andthen developed into a governable form of propulsion by the Galactic Government's research team on Damogran.
This, briefly, is the story of its discovery.
The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hookinh the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion porducer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood--and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the Theory of Indeterminacy.
Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.
Another thing they couldn't stand was the perpetual failure they encountered in trying to construct a machine which could generate the infinite improbability field needed to flip a spaceship across the mind-paralyzing distances between the farthest stars, and in the end they grumpily announced that such a machine was virtually impossible.
Then, one day, a student who had been left to sweep up the lab after a particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasoning this way:
If, he thouught to himself, such a machine is a virtual impossibility, then it must logically be a finite improbability. So all I have to do in order to make one work out exactly how imprbable it is, fit that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of hot tea...and turn it on!
He did this, and was rather startled to discover that he had managed to create the long-sought-after golden Infinite Improbability generator out of thin air.
It startled himn eve more when just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he got linched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who had finally realized that the one thing they couldn't stand was a smart-ass.